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"All constitutions seek to articulate, with differing degrees of intensity and detail, the shared aspirations of a nation; the values which bind its people; and which discipline its government and its national institutions; the basic premises upon which judicial, legislative and executive power is to be wielded; the constitutional limits and the conditions upon which that power is to be exercised; and the moral and ethical direction which that nation has identified for its future." Kate O'Regan, Judge of the Constitutional Court, South Africa
This is a constitution for the digital age - a set of principles which defines this new nation, but not set in stone. 'Writing the constitution' involved ranking the propositions, as well as submitting them, by liking or disliking. You can browse the Nowheriesland constitution by date, popularity or category below. Ranking ceased at midnight on Sunday 9th September.
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ein Moment auf einem Stuhl gesessen, heißt, das Leben in Gefahr gebracht haben.
Like 327 Dislike 162
Love will be expressed openly; often! Sexuality will be embraced & enjoyed in privacy, out of respect for others.
Like 150 Dislike 36
Spitting on Nowhereisland shall be considered a criminal offense, punishable by immediate expulsion.
Like 130 Dislike 29
The working week will be Saturday to Sunday. Monday to Friday will be the weekend.
Like 129 Dislike 56
Chickens should be allowed to cross the road without fear of persecution, ribald comments, name calling or mockery.
Like 104 Dislike 45
All Nowherians are expected to step outdoors for a moment every day, look at the world around them, and breathe deep.
Like 78 Dislike 40
Politicians that mess up, or are found to be scamming us will be forced to wear "dunce" hats.
Like 63 Dislike 15
All X-Factor style reality TV will be banned and anybody attempting to view it will be forced to read Jordan's Biography.
Like 63 Dislike 21
The National drink shall be tea, an official tea break will be observed everyday by all citizens; with free biscuits.
Like 62 Dislike 29
All citizens (and visitors) will be treated with the same respect regardless of age, race or sexuality.
Like 60 Dislike 18
