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"All constitutions seek to articulate, with differing degrees of intensity and detail, the shared aspirations of a nation; the values which bind its people; and which discipline its government and its national institutions; the basic premises upon which judicial, legislative and executive power is to be wielded; the constitutional limits and the conditions upon which that power is to be exercised; and the moral and ethical direction which that nation has identified for its future." Kate O'Regan, Judge of the Constitutional Court, South Africa
This is a constitution for the digital age - a set of principles which defines this new nation, but not set in stone. 'Writing the constitution' involved ranking the propositions, as well as submitting them, by liking or disliking. You can browse the Nowheriesland constitution by date, popularity or category below. Ranking ceased at midnight on Sunday 9th September.
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Ross Mansfield Migration and hospitality
All left handed people should get free food.
Like 1 Dislike 16
Emma Griffith Migration and hospitality
All Nowherians and non citizens will be treated with the utmost respect.
Like 29 Dislike 1
Karin Frank Migration and hospitality
All people are of equal, inestimable worth, and are to be treated as such.
Like 108 Dislike 6
Prof H Migration and hospitality
All visitors must submit to being tickled for thirty seconds before admittance. Reciprocation is encouraged.
Like 23 Dislike 7
Cianan Puckett Migration and hospitality
Barter should be the recommended method of attaining goods and services from each other. Thus, closer to true equality.
Like 7 Dislike 1
Paul Burke Migration and hospitality
Cats should be given "Most Favoured Nation" status, as a species, and elevated above dogs.
Like 12 Dislike 18
Alan Migration and hospitality
Chocolate is given out free by the government, but only if the person is aged between 5 and 150.
Like 21 Dislike 7
Martin Slark Migration and hospitality
Citizens of age should sample wine from every continent.
Like 28 Dislike 2
Daily Mail readers, Scientologists, and Mormons must go through the Something To Declare channel.
Like 16 Dislike 20
Heather Cawte Migration and hospitality
Disability access to be the first concern of architects and designers - and that doesn't just mean wheelchair ramps!
Like 9 Dislike 2
Vonny Migration and hospitality
Eat as much as you like at breakfast; buffet lunch with sausage rolls & cheese & pineapple; evening meal set by day of week.
Like 1 Dislike 12
ShazB Migration and hospitality
Every citizen must make time for a cup of tea with any visitor.
Like 47 Dislike 3
